THIS IS RAY ANONYMOUS, MISSING SINCE EARLY CHILDHOOD.

RAY FOUNDED THE SEMINAL 1940's ALT -ORCHESTRA -SURF - FIDDLE-BAND “DICK FLOGETT AND THE WET SPOTS”AFTER LOSING INTEREST IN PLAYING WITH HIS WASHBOARD AT AGE 10 1/2 .
PICKING UP THE GUITAR CAME SO NATURALLY TO RAY THAT HE SOON BEGAN TO PICK UP ANY 'O' THING . HE DON'T TALK MUCH ABOUT THAT SO WE'RE LEFT TO WONDER . WHY HE STILL PLAYS GUITAR EVEN TODAY . SOME SAY HE'S A GHOST WHILE OTHERS CLAIM TO HAVE SEEN RIGHT THROUGH HIM . ONE TIME I SEEN RAY DOWN AT................. WELL , THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO NOW I GUESS SO , MAYBE Y'OUGHTTA TRY AND CATCH RAY AT A SHOW , OR A BAR , OR AT A HAT THROWING CONTEST , OR.............
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LIL'O'DETTE , HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE TO PAY HER OFF

PERHAPS THE ONLY WOMAN YOU'LL EVER MEET WHO CAN PLAY SLAP BASS, YODEL A TUNE , AND BE STANDING ATOP OF HER BULL FIDDLE ALL AT THE SAME TIME. “ WHEN I WAS GIVEN A DOUBLE BASS FOR MY 3rd BIRTHDAY , I COULDN'T RESIST CLIMBING UP ON IT AND GIVING IT A GOOD SLAPPING. THEN THE VERY NEXT DAY I BEGAN TO YODEL ”.
WHERE DO YOU COME FROM ?      “ I'VE JUST BEEN SHOPPING ”.
YOU WERE ONCE MISQUOTED AS SAYING SOMETHING.........
“ YOU BETTER BELIEVE I SAID THAT ”